Woven Cognition

I see it everywhere. People bitching about teen pregnancy. I could suffer from an onslaught of dirty looks from people for having these opinions I'm about to lay down on the table now. But, come on, dirty looks are what I live for.

I just find it a crock. The world is in chaos right now. Wanna know why? Because instead of people fighting for a better world, they're fighting for irrelevant things such as oil, stopping homosexuality and preventing teen pregnancy. We have better things to worry about than if some high schoolers twist their tools and squeeze out a kid.

What exactly is so stigmatic about having a kid when you're a teenager? I don't get it. I mean, I get why it IS a stigma, but WHY? Sure, the parents lose their childhood and some freedom. That's true. But, why exactly does everyone else give a damn about it? It's their life, let them worry about it.

There are people out their protesting teen pregnancy as if it'll work. I find that to be a real asshole thing to do. Seriously, mind your own business. Plus, how would you like it if people were indirectly protesting your birth? These people are of course conceited bitches and like to believe their birth is probably the most righteous thing that happened to this planet, otherwise where would they be getting their high horse from?

Instead of preventing teen pregnancy, how about doing something worthwhile and prevent shitty bitch pregnancy. There are so many non-teen parents out their that deserve to have their kids taken away and never seen again and then spayed and neutered so they never get the chance to torment anymore children's lives. Rumor has it that because you're a teenager, you're incredibly irresponsible and will therefore be a horrible parent to your child. If that's true, then what's up with these "grown" people having kids and doing an atrocious job at raising their kids, beating them, killing them, etc?

I don't see no groups for people against parents who disown their kids for dumb reasons like being gay, doing drugs and TEEN PREGNANCY. Yet, there are those against teen pregnancy. There's something seriously screwed up with this picture. It's like we're teaching future generations that conditional love is okay. That it's okay to turn our backs on our kids if they do something they wouldn't have done on The fucking Brady Bunch.  So instead of having a responsible teen parent who will be kicked out of the house by her cunt parents, she'll wait and grow up to be like her parents before having kids and when her kid becomes pregnant at 15, out the door she'll go.

I have a lot of friends my age who had kids. Most of them are even younger than me. And they do a lot better job at raising their kids than some middle aged creeps. That just blows the whole "teens are not mature enough to have kids of their own" bullshit out of the water. There are mature parents in both age groups, just as there are immature parents in both age groups. It doesn't matter if you're 30 when you have a kid, you could still be some child molesting asshole, or just can't handle kids.

And then there's this whole load of crap about how teen parents are sluts. If I haven't stated this before, I'll do it now. You can have sex fucking ONCE and get preggers. If I recall, being a slut means you sleep around a lot. And having sex once =/= sleeping around a lot, which =/= being a slut. Then I hear people say it's not that that makes you a slut, it's irresponsible sex without protection that makes you one. Alright. Then that makes all your parents a bunch of big sluts and unless you become a sex-hating nun, you'll be a slut one day, too. Sound fair?

I got into an argument with someone about Jamie Lynn Spears being pregnant. This woman/ man/hermaphrodite/neither was DEAD SET on her opinion that JLS was too young to have sex and kept reiterating it over and over again as if JLS was her damn property. I told her, bitch, you are not her, therefore you don't get to make fucking decisions for her. It's her life, it's her body, she can do whatever the fuck she wants with it. Jamie Lynn Spears is the only person in the world who gets to decide when Jamie Lynn Spears has sex. She was 16 when she got knocked up and she's 17 now and people act like it's some big deal that she got pregnant. If you had as many friends as I did who had kids, you'd be like "What took her so long?" Just kidding. But seriously. There are TWELVE year old parents out there. There's fucking TWENTY FOUR year old grandparents. And people are making a big deal about a 17 year old parent? Get over it. Then people complain that she's a role model for young kids, that she needs to set a good example. I don't think she signed a contract with a heading of "KIDS ROLE MODEL" at the top. That, and the girl has the right to live her own life and she IS a fucking human being.

I know I'd be fucking annoyed if I was famous and I did something "unpure" and I get bitched at for making "unwise" decisions because I'm some role model for young kids. I'd be  like, I never fucking forced kids to idolize me. People like that need to realize that celebrities are NOT your babysitters. You are supposed to raise your own kids, not the famous people. They didn't sign up for that. Step up and take care of your own children. How ironic that people like that get mad at those "role models" for doing something like that and bitch at them because they think they won't make good parents. I'd say to them, if you wanna see a bad parent, look in the mirror

Hmmm. I just don't get people I suppose.

I know a lot of people in the world hate celebs like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and some others that I really can't think of right now. But.. I don't. I don't hate ANY famous people. I can't think of any at all. Is it weird for me to say I don't hate anyone unless given a reason? Unless someone personally pisses me off or screws me over, I won't hate them.

Now you'll ask me, "You say you don't hate famous people, yet you hate the president!" The answer for that is simple: the president is NOT famous. The president is INfamous. He is not a celebrity. He is a sham. The president has personally screwed me over and the rest of the country. Because of him, my dad and brother both lost their jobs and we're pretty much living paycheck to paycheck now. They, of course got new jobs but aren't getting paid nearly enough as they were with their original job from before 2004.

Because of him, gays don't have the right to get married. And while I've said I never want to get married and that still holds true, I want my people to have the OPTION to get married if they please. If one day I decide I want to get married (doubtful..) I would like to have that option as well.

And that is why I hate bush.

Britney Spears never took my dad and brother's jobs away from them. Paris Hilton never said gays couldn't get married. So why should I hate them? I'm not going to hate a famous person or ANY person just because they do drugs, get pregnant or are constantly in the media.

Britney and Christina were very heavily scrutinized when their "transitional" records came out, both being deemed "slutty" by the world. Now, what exactly was so slutty? You're not a slut until you've actually been sleeping around. I'm sure there were stories but none of us will truly know now will we? But even so, it's their right and who are we to judge? It's kinda like calling a pregnant girl (usually a teen) a slut just because she's pregnant. Here's a fun fact: you can become pregnant the VERY FIRST time you have sex! I know we all thought it took 70 fucks to get a baby but only takes as little as ONE! Actually, maybe even less than one if you climb into a hot tub some horny man just got out of (or off in). Using this logic, every single person's parents are sluts. Anyway, I digress. People hated them because they became "sluts". Who CARES if they "did"?

I just DON'T get it. Whatever. I know I'm better off hating the shitty people of the world and not random people just because they're famous.